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James Sneyd
Department of Mathematics


  Don't be so nosy.

Anyway, not that's it's any business of yours, but I have three brains, each the size of a pea. One brain controls involuntary muscular movements, while the other two control primitive hormonal responses, and the papillary reflex.

Cognition is underdeveloped and unregulated.

What? You were expecting a real picture? Ah well. Life is full of little troubles and disappointments, and it is our sad lot to suffer them with good cheer.